Alfred Hitchcock Presents - Fourth Season English Subtitles

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moviesbyrizzo complete series upload (1080p)

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Good evening.

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Here we are,
in orbit once again.

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Most of tonight's program will be
taken up with a story called, "Poison. "

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A rattlesnake.

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It's a new warning device
I've instituted

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to sound an alarm when
a pickpocket is at work.

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It comes in
several sizes,

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including very small ones

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Good evening.

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It grieves me to announce that it will be
impossible for my cousin, Alvin Hitchcock,

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to entertain you
with his singing.

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He fell victim to a crowd
of teenage souvenir hunters.

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After first helping themselves
to bits of his clothing,

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they began snipping off
locks of his hair.

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He held still for that.

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After all, he certainly
needed a haircut.

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Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.24,0:02:26.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Turn it off--you can hear me!
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.44,0:01:16.71,Default,,0,0,0,,It's about\Nan undertaker
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Good evening.

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Do you enjoy assembling
your own high fidelity

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or stereophonic
sound systems,

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with their complicated components
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Then you'll be especially interested
in what I'm about to show you.

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I have just developed what I consider
the latest in sound reproduction.

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This is designed for those
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rather than fidelity.

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Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.88,0:01:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Back early today,\NMr. Fleming?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.45,0:02:01.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I took about a hundred\Nyard walk into the woods
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.68,0:02:02.92,Default,,0,0,0,,with my young friend here,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.95,0:02:04.22,Default,,0,0,0,,shot the lid off a can

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Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.00,0:00:40.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Good evening, parents,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.50,0:00:42.57,Default,,0,0,0,,and welcome once again
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.60,0:00:46.64,Default,,0,0,0,,to Uncle Alfred's Story Book.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.44,0:00:51.48,Default,,0,0,0,,We thought it\Nwould be refreshing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.51,0:00:54.48,Default,,0,0,0,,to present a children's\Nprogram at night
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.29,0:01:07.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Tonight's fairytale comes\Nto you slightly expurgated.
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.07,0:01:14.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Therefore, we have cut that\Npart where the stepmother
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.46,0:01:44.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Admittedly, our story has\Nlost some of its punch,
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