After Life - First Season English Subtitles

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If you're watching this,
then I'm not around anymore.

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I couldn't say any of this to your face.
It's too embarrassing.

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For you, not for me, obviously.

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You're never very good
at hearing how lovely you are.

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But you are.

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You are. You're lovely.

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But you're absolutely fucking useless.

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So I thought I'd leave you
a little guide to life without me.

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You've gotta turn the alarm off
in the morning, yeah?

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I don't want you to grieve forever.

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I mean, grieve a bit.

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I want everyone in floods
at the funeral.

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But don't spiral, don't obsess.

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Keep going.

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Get up. Don't mope about in bed all day.

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Get out. Open the curtains.

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Enjoy the sun

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while you can.

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Hungry?

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When did you... first notice it?

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Ah, well, the pipe started leaking

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and the wallpaper started to get wet,

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and then it started to form this image.

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And when did you think, "Oh...

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that looks a bit like
Sir Kenneth Branagh"?

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Oh, well, it was when the shading started
to form around this bit here.

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And, well, it's got his mouth, hasn't it?

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- Just a line.
- Yeah.

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Oh! Oh my god.

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Oh, my... I'm not even in the house.

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I'm fucking soaked.

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I'm not even in the house.
How long have you had that there?

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About 40 minutes, right.
'Cause I was just waiting like a dog

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- at the window.
- You prick.

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I can't believe that I'm soaked!

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- Ahh, tough day at work?
- No.

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Really easy day at work.

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Keep being funny.

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Tell jokes... at the funeral,
or at the party after.

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There'd better be a party after.

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You're always funny at parties.
You always get drunk and overexcited.

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Running around like a fat, little
annoying Santa with your rosy cheeks,

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making everyone laugh.

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Then you have a sort of spiritual hangover
the next day,

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worried you'd offended so and so.

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You never had, though.

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I've had the best life.

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And I couldn't have wished
for a better bloke.

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But the world's gonna carry on
without me,

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and so are you.

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Have fun.

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And I want you to meet someone else.

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Someone nearly as lovely as me.

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Nearly.

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- Hello.
- Hello, you.

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