Adaptation English Subtitles

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MAN:
<i>Do I have an original thought
in my head? My bald head?</i>

2
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<i>Maybe if I were happier,
my hair wouldn't be falling out.</i>

3
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<i>Life is short.
I need to make the most of it.</i>

4
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<i>Today is the first day
of the rest of my life.</i>

5
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<i>I'm a walking cliché.</i>

6
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<i>I really need to go to the doctor,
have my leg checked.</i>

7
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<i>There's something wrong.
A bump.</i>

8
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<i>The dentist called again.
I'm way overdue.</i>