Adaptation English Subtitles

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MAN:
Do I have an original thought
in my head? My bald head?

2
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Maybe if I were happier,
my hair wouldn't be falling out.

3
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Life is short.
I need to make the most of it.

4
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Today is the first day
of the rest of my life.

5
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I'm a walking cliché.

6
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I really need to go to the doctor,
have my leg checked.

7
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There's something wrong.
A bump.

8
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The dentist called again.
I'm way overdue.