Adaptation English Subtitles

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Do I have an original thought
in my head? My bald head?

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Maybe if I were happier,
my hair wouldn't be falling out.

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Life is short. I need
to make the most of it.

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Today is the first day
of the rest of my life.

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I'm a walking cliche.

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I really need to go to the doctor
and have my leg checked.

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There's something wrong.
A bump.

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The dentist called again.
I'm way overdue.

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