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{1}{1}23.976 {530}{617}Do I have an original thought|in my head? My bald head? {622}{690}Maybe if I were happier,|my hair wouldn't be falling out. {694}{775}Life is short. I need|to make the most of it. {779}{863}Today is the first day|of the rest of my life. {890}{925}I'm a walking cliche. {929}{991}I really need to go to the doctor|and have my leg checked. {995}{1034}There's something wrong.|A bump. {1038}{1094}The dentist called again.|I'm way overdue. {1098}{1151}If I stopped putting things off,|I'd be happier. {1194}{1266}All I do is sit on my fat ass.|If my ass wasn't fat, I'd be happier. {1270}{1348}I wouldn't have to wear these shirts|with the tails out all the time. {1352}{1389}Like that's fooling anyone. {1394}{1483}Fat ass. I should start jogging again.|Five miles a day. {1487}{1561}Really do it this time.|Maybe rock climbing. {1565}{1605}I need to turn my life around. {1609}{1671}What do I need to do?|I need to fall in love. {1675}{1710}I need to have a girlfriend. {1714}{1770}I need to read more,|improve myself. {1774}{1815}What if I learned Russian|or something? {1819}{1892}Or took up an instrument?|I could speak Chinese. {1896}{1978}I would be the screenwriter who|speaks Chinese. And plays the oboe. {1982}{2046}That would be cool.|I should get my hair cut short. {2050}{2125}Stop trying to fool everyone|into thinking I have a full head of hair. {2129}{2201}How pathetic is that?|Just be real. Confident. {2206}{2258}Isn't that what women|are attracted to? {2262}{2300}Men don't have to be attractive. {2304}{2362}But that's not true,|especially these days. {2366}{2441}Almost as much pressure on men|as there is on women these days. {2445}{2517}Why should I be made to feel I have|to apologize for my existence? {2522}{2561}Maybe it's my brain chemistry. {2566}{2619}Maybe that's what's wrong with me:|bad chemistry. {2623}{2697}All my problems and anxiety can be|reduced to a chemical imbalance... {2701}{2748}...or some kind of|misfiring synapses. {2752}{2794}I need to get help for that. {2798}{2849}But I'll still be ugly, though. {2854}{2893}Nothing's gonna change that. {2898}{2901}Shut up! {2901}{2922}Shut up! {2986}{3070}Let's really try today|to solve our camera problems.