30 Rock - Third Season English Subtitles
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1 00:00:01,088 --> 00:00:04,047 [bossa nova music] 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:07,050 ♪ 3 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:08,443 [male voice] HELLO, PUSSYCAT! 4 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:09,879 OH, REALLY? 5 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:12,099 LOT OF LADIES GET RIGHT IN THE CAR AFTER THAT LINE, 6 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:14,492 YOU CREEPY PIECE OF-- JACK! 7 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:17,582 OH! 8 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:19,802 WHAT ARE YOU--OH, I'M SORRY. 9 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:21,847 [chuckling] D'OH!
1 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:06,354 MM-HMM. 2 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,617 UH, IS THIS IMPORTANT? 3 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:09,792 IT'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND. 4 00:00:09,835 --> 00:00:11,402 [sighing] FINE, BUT MR. DONAGHY 5 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:13,230 IS ON ANOTHER CALL RIGHT NOW AND DOESN'T HAVE TIME 6 00:00:13,274 --> 00:00:15,015 FOR A SEPARATE INTERACTION WITH YOU. 7 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:16,625 SO EVERYTHING HE SAYS WILL HAVE TO WORK 8 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:17,800 FOR BOTH CONVERSATIONS. 9 00:00:17,843 --> 00:00:19,628 REALLY?
1 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:06,789 [knocking] MISS LEMON! 2 00:00:06,832 --> 00:00:09,270 IT'S ME, KENNETH PARCELL, THE PAGE. 3 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:11,837 YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ME IN THIS NEW PAGE UNIFORM. 4 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:12,838 I RECOGNIZE YOU, KENNETH. 5 00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:15,102 THE OLD UNIFORMS WERE TIMELESS, 6 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:16,581 PRACTICAL, SEXY. 7 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:19,410 BUT, UH, THIS-- THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. 8 00:00:19,454 --> 00:00:21,499 YOU NEED TO MAKE THEM GO BACK TO THE OLD UNIFORM. 9
1 00:00:05,092 --> 00:00:06,876 WE'RE AT A PARTY, LEMON, TRY TO LOOSEN UP A LITTLE. 2 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:08,051 HOW COULD I LOOSEN UP? 3 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:09,531 I'M IN CONNECTICUT, I HAVEN'T EATEN, 4 00:00:09,574 --> 00:00:12,055 AND I'M STRESSED ABOUT AN "AWAY TOILET" SITUATION. 5 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,578 DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY WE ARE? 6 00:00:13,622 --> 00:00:15,885 WE ARE IN GAVIN VOLURE'S HOME. 7 00:00:15,928 --> 00:00:17,669 HE WAS THE C.E.O. OF SUNSTREAM. 8 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,280 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 9
1 00:00:06,354 --> 00:00:07,355 OH, MISS LEMON, 2 00:00:07,398 --> 00:00:08,965 YOU HAVE SEVERAL MESSAGES. 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,793 LET'S SEE, THAT COMPANY RUNNING THE BIKE TOUR 4 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:12,229 IN SOUTH CAROLINA SAYS, "NO SINGLES." 5 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:13,752 OKAY.UH, YOUR CREDIT CARD CALLED. 6 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:14,927 THEY WANNA MAKE SURE YOU'RE THE ONE 7 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:16,407 BUYING CREAM SODA IN BULK. 8 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:17,800 I SURE AM. 9 00:00:17,843 --> 00:00:19,106
1 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:05,135 [peppy holiday music] 2 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:07,572 MERRY ALMOST CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY. 3 00:00:07,616 --> 00:00:09,400 I HAVE SOME GREAT NEWS. 4 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:10,488 WE ARE ALL GETTING-- 5 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:12,490 FROZEN STEAKS. IPOD NOTHINGS? 6 00:00:12,534 --> 00:00:13,578 COLORFUL SWEATERS? 7 00:00:13,622 --> 00:00:14,971 NOPE, BETTER. 8 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,451 WE ARE GETTING TO PARTICIPATE 9 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:19,932 IN A CHARITY PROGRAM CALLED "LETTERS TO SANTA."
1 00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:03,438 LIZ, DID YOU HEAR? 2 00:00:03,481 --> 00:00:05,179 YEAH, IS YOUR BROTHER GONNA BE OKAY? 3 00:00:05,222 --> 00:00:06,571 OH, NO, NOT THAT. 4 00:00:06,615 --> 00:00:08,486 A NEW MOVIE 5 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:11,011 ABOUT JANIS JOPLIN IS GOING INTO PRODUCTION. 6 00:00:11,054 --> 00:00:13,578 AND SHEINHARDT-UNIVERSAL IS MAKING IT. 7 00:00:13,622 --> 00:00:15,972 I KNOW JACK CAN GET ME AN AUDITION. 8 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,018 SO I'M GONNA STORM INTO HIS OFFICE 9 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:19,149 IN CHARACTER.
1 00:00:01,436 --> 00:00:06,528 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:06,571 --> 00:00:07,529 HEY, GUYS! 3 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:09,052 FOUR DAYS TILL VACATION WEEK. 4 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:10,184 WHERE ARE WE ALL GOING? 5 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:13,056 NOWHERE. WE DON'T GET NEXT WEEK OFF. 6 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,057 WE GOTTA LOAD OUT THE SETS, 7 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,363 TAKE 'EM TO STORAGE. 8 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:17,365 THEN AT NIGHT, I GOTTA DRIVE AROUND NEWARK 9 00:00:17,408 --> 00:00:19,106 LOOKIN' FOR MY RUNAWAY DAUGHTER.
1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,659 LEMON. 2 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:09,139 WHICH OF THESE PICTURES DO YOU LIKE BETTER? 3 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:15,667 UM, THE ONE ON THE LEFT? 4 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:17,060 SO THE WACKY ONE. 5 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:19,062 SURE. WHAT'S THE PICTURE FOR? 6 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:21,064 I'M GIVING THE KEYNOTE ADDRESS 7 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,892 AT THE COMPANY'S SIX SIGMA RETREAT 8 00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:25,286 TO MOVE FORWARD IN CROTON-ON-HUDSON. 9 00:00:25,329 --> 00:00:26,939 UGH. IS THAT LIKE
1 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:06,571 MS. LEMON, 2 00:00:06,615 --> 00:00:07,181 HERE'S THE RESEARCH YOU WANTED FOR THAT WHITE HOUSE SKIT. 3 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:08,573 OH, OKAY, THANKS. 4 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:10,532 YOU KNOW IT, LADY BROSEPH! 5 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:13,274 [grunting] 6 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,275 WHAT! 7 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:15,537 THOSE ARE YOUR NEW INTERNS. 8 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:16,973 AREN'T THEY A LITTLE OLD, 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,453 AND OVER-DRESSED? 10
1 00:00:03,351 --> 00:00:04,526 OH, GOOD MORNING, DR. BAIRD. 2 00:00:04,569 --> 00:00:06,702 GOOD MORNING, REGULAR PERSON LEMON. 3 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:08,443 OH, HEY, ARE YOU AROUND THIS WEEKEND? 4 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:10,575 UH, MAYBE WE COULD HAVE THAT DATE WE TALKED-- 5 00:00:10,619 --> 00:00:12,925 YES. OKAY. 6 00:00:12,969 --> 00:00:15,928 UH, HOW 'BOUT...FRIDAY? 7 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:18,714 OH, NO, FRIDAY I HAVE A STUPID...SHOW. 8 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:19,932 HOW 'BOUT SATURDAY? 9 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:22,544
1 00:00:03,394 --> 00:00:05,527 >> ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A REAL RESTAURANT? 2 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:08,095 >> NO, THIS FOOD CART IS GREAT. 3 00:00:08,138 --> 00:00:10,358 [baby crying] 4 00:00:12,969 --> 00:00:15,841 >> LOOK AT THIS GUY. 5 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,930 HE USED TO BE A MAN ONCE. 6 00:00:17,974 --> 00:00:19,367 >> WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 7 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:20,629 DON'T YOU WANT WHAT HE HAS SOMEDAY-- 8 00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:25,677 FAMILY, WIFE, CHILDREN? 9 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:30,117 >> LEMON, YOU'RE A WOMAN. >> OF COURSE I AM!
1 00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:03,264 [applause] 2 00:00:03,307 --> 00:00:05,353 THANKS FOR COMING OUT. THANKS FOR WATCHING. 3 00:00:05,396 --> 00:00:06,919 LOVE, PEACE, AND HAIR GREASE. 4 00:00:06,963 --> 00:00:08,530 [applause] 5 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,401 HEY, LIZ. 6 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:11,924 ME, LUTZ, TOOFER, AND JOSH ARE GONNA GO TO THAT BAR 7 00:00:11,968 --> 00:00:14,057 WHERE THE WAITERS ARE DRESSED LIKE NINJAS. 8 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,102 YOU IN? 9 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:17,017 NO, I'M JUST GONNA GO TO THE 24-HOUR
1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,267 OH, MISS LEMON! LET ME HELP YOU OUT. 2 00:00:06,310 --> 00:00:08,051 OH, THANKS, KENNETH. 3 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:10,314 WHAT ARE ALL THESE LITTLE PLASTIC CONTAINERS FOR? 4 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:12,316 ARE YOU PICKLING SQUIRREL MEAT? 5 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,448 'CAUSE I CAN LEND YOU MY SKULL PRESSER. 6 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:14,797 NO, KENNETH. 7 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,581 I WENT TO THE NEW FLAGSHIP COMPARTMENT STORE 8 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:17,974 ON FIFTH AVENUE 9 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,716
1 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:06,876 - KENNETH, I'M GONNA DUCK UPTOWN 2 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:07,833 AND HAVE LUNCH WITH MY BOYFRIEND. 3 00:00:07,877 --> 00:00:09,574 - YES, MA'AM. 4 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:12,012 IS THAT CODE FOR SOME KIND OF OLDER GAL MEDICAL PROCEDURE? 5 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:14,318 - NO, KENNETH. I REALLY HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 6 00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:15,493 LOOK. HE'S HANDSOME AND A DOCTOR. 7 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:16,625 - A DOCTOR? 8 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:18,496 WELL DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED. 9 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:20,455 AS SOON AS PEOPLE REALIZE
1 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:07,181 [cell phone vibrates] 2 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:09,052 - HELLO. - LEMON, GOOD MORNING. 3 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:11,359 WH--WHAT IS THAT SOUND? ARE YOU FRYING BACON? 4 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:13,317 - NO, IT'S MY NEW RUNNING SHOES. 5 00:00:13,361 --> 00:00:14,710 - [laughs] OH, COME ON. 6 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:16,277 LEMON, I'M GOING OVER THE GUEST LIST 7 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:19,497 FOR MY 50TH BIRTHDAY PARTY AND YOU HAVE NOT RSVP'D. 8 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,108 - OH, RIGHT, SORRY. 9 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:22,457
1 00:00:03,264 --> 00:00:05,048 [cheers] 2 00:00:05,092 --> 00:00:06,441 - WHOO! - WHOO! 3 00:00:06,484 --> 00:00:08,573 - OKAY, GUYS, I JUST WANT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS 4 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:10,575 ON OUR 50TH SHOW! 5 00:00:10,619 --> 00:00:11,968 [cheers] 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:15,537 THAT'S 50 HOURS OF COMEDY, OVER 300 SKETCHES, 7 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:21,673 ONE UNSOLVED CREW DEATH, AND AN EMMYMAGAZINE COVER STORY. 8 00:00:21,717 --> 00:00:23,762 - HEY, AND SOMEONE GOT US BOOZE GIFTS. 9 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:24,937 - OH, SWEET.
1 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:06,745 >> OKAY. 2 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:08,791 NOW, YOU'RE ALL HERE BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN 3 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:11,315 SUSPENDED FROM WORK FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT. 4 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:13,796 BUT THROUGH THIS SEMINAR, 5 00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:15,232 YOU WILL LEARN THE SKILLS TO KEEP YOU FROM MAKING 6 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:17,582 THE SAME KINDS OF MISTAKES THAT GOT YOU HERE. 7 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:19,584 >> EXCUSE ME, MR. WINERSLAV-- 8 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:21,282 >> IT'S PRONOUNCED "WEENER-SLAVE." 9 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:23,066 >> OKAY, JEFFREY.
1 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:04,482 - HI. 2 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:05,918 I'M LOOKING FOR AN ENGAGEMENT RING. 3 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:12,534 - ARE YOU SURE? 4 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:13,622 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD A RING 5 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:14,753 THE FIRST TIME YOU PROPOSED. 6 00:00:14,797 --> 00:00:15,928 THEN ELISA WOULDN'T HAVE SAID NO. 7 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:17,191 - SHE DIDN'T SAY NO. 8 00:00:17,234 --> 00:00:18,279 SHE SAID WE SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT. 9 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:20,324 - YEAH, THAT DOES NOT MEAN YES.
1 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:06,876 - HOW LATE IS TRACY NOW? - 2 1/2 HOURS. 2 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:08,530 - [buzzes] THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. 3 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,836 ESPECIALLY AFTER I WAS TOLD I CAN'T LEAVE DURING THE DAY 4 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:14,405 FOR MY RIDICULOUS ANGER MANAGEMENT STUPID PIECE OF CRAP! 5 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:15,885 - HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 6 00:00:15,928 --> 00:00:17,713 I HAD GRIZZ CALL HIM AT 8:00 THIS MORNING 7 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:19,280 AND PRETEND IT WAS 11:00. 8 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,064 - I PRINTED UP THAT FAKE REHEARSAL SCHEDULE FOR HIM, 9 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,892
1 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:03,829 [horns honk] 2 00:00:03,873 --> 00:00:06,397 - HEY, JACK. - CONGRATULATIONS, LEMON. 3 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:07,703 I SEE YOU READ MY MEMO 4 00:00:07,746 --> 00:00:09,705 ABOUT HAVING MORE CATCHPHRASES ON YOUR SHOW. 5 00:00:09,748 --> 00:00:12,664 - WHAT CATCHPHRASES? OH, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT... 6 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,753 [Brooklyn accent] - IF YOUR MAN LEAVES IN BOXERS 7 00:00:14,797 --> 00:00:16,233 AND COMES HOME IN BRIEFS, 8 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:19,367 THAT'SA DEAL BREAKER, LADIES. 9 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:22,587 IF HE WEARS
1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,047 [door opens] LEMON. 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,049 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE KIDNEY DOES? 3 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:08,399 OF COURSE. I WAS A KIDNEY IN MY FIFTH GRADE SCHOOL PLAY. 4 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:11,750 ♪ OH, I'M A KIDNEY 5 00:00:11,794 --> 00:00:13,578 THE OTHER KIDNEY IS SINGING NOW. 6 00:00:13,622 --> 00:00:14,579 MILTON NEEDS A KIDNEY. 7 00:00:14,623 --> 00:00:16,016 MILTON, AS IN YOUR DAD? 8 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,495 MY DAD? I DON'T KNOW THIS GUY. 9 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:19,106 PROFESSOR MILTON GREENE,
